tIt predicted questions about the on -field and off -field direction in the weeks to the Super Bowl. Can the Philadelphia Eagles neutralize the golden arm of Patrick Mahomes? Travis will commit Kalis Elderly abuse Once again against Kansas City Chief Coach Andy Red? What will the crowd react to the presence of the first sitting president to attend a super bowl? Can Half Time Show Headliner Canderk Lamar Drake’s Large Phase to provide more insights about the character content? And will Tom Brady get a successful end of the year for a personality on Sunday night, or will he remain the same on the screen that screams in his first season as Fox’s top football analyst Said?
However, as usual, there is a big question on these small occasions of speculation: Will it be a good thing? As a game, as a spectacle, as a raw demonstration of American ease and power, will the Super Bowl Leaks be a juice?
Well, now we have the answer: this will not happen. As a competition and television flop, it will survive for a long time in memory of anyone other than the Super Bowl Eagles fans. It was a super bowl that made it too bad that even in the event of Donald Trump-Joe’s event, the NFL had succeeded in the lap of victory after a one-year long culture war with the NFL, mandatory. As the league surrendered, it was eliminated, and whenever he was attracted to the joy, the Caesar Supermodome has been shown on the screens – the traffic has been left soon to defeat. The president, perhaps as the most winners of his chiefs, were ashamed of his pre -game choice, leaving the building on half -time paralysis, which easily lost the “political” performance that Lamar. Eliminated during the intervention.
It was no less than the NFL, who deserved its decisive decision to consider most of his differences with Trump. During the first administration of the president, the league became an extraordinary part of resistance to apathy and hatred. Now, of course, is a reversal. NFL before this game Announced That “last racism” symbol that has adorned the closing zone from the last four super bowels, replaced “Choose Love” on one end and “it takes us all into other” Will go Although “closing racism” mark-brutality and ethnic injustice of the police can be criticized as a response to the post-flowflies in the United States of America, as a result of the performance, but in the light of its change, it changed The light looks seriously hypocritical. The NFL president’s new throat is bent over to do the opposite. Choose love! Unless you have trans, non -documentary, foreign, liberal, progressive, left -wing member, government worker, none, who relies on food stamps or medicids for their survival, whatever diversity. , Supports equality and inclusion, whoever believes in ethnic cleaning is bad, or anyone who did not vote for Trump, in this case: Womp-Womp, CROW HARD COKK, Now your nation Are enemies.
In this bullying superpower, now all the pooms of the empire are suffering from being trapped, and last night the Trump-NFL coalition did everything in his power to show how quickly things were going on in this country. Yes. At night, American fighter jets began in a proper way with the pre -game flyover that could not see anyone inside the dome stadium: a charming metaphor for a fool of America in eternal fall. June Batst sang the national anthem as a cheerful low -impact cabrie number, as he was a hotel lobby piano man who was making the background mood for a group of afternoon business meetings. Trump, who avoided military services himself, saluted the anthem as if he were experienced.
The presence of the president in the crowd will always bring a strange energy into the game, and the feeling of something broken or torn last night. An unforgivable meshp of Trumpism, the traditional language of the super bowl and the military’s fetishization (the most limits of anthem, flags and uniforms, pre -game flyover), and the famous personality culture (Ann Hathwee in the sheep, Paul Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac Talking to Cartney Adam Sandler, Kevin Coaster absorbed the conversation with Pet Davidson), the super bowl felt like a last -time harbinger, which is going to play a party in the Apollypes. Royals (Serena Williams, Taylor Swift), Tribal (Trump, Giani Infantino) and Cheese Stack-Planging Line Cook (Bradley Cooper) Everyone needs to go down your hair in pre -epolleptic America: New DEI in action. Lamar bravely tried to impress his half -time show with political critics, but energy in the stadium is less visible, and the “message” may have been wasted between Trump Mopia at night. Was it a sarcastic comment about the descent in the American fascism, or was Lamar’s father walking up and down the stage in jeans? Possibly they were both.
In the field, Kansas City’s hopes exploded so quickly as June Ham’s voice introduced the team to the stadium before the kick -off. Fox tried his best to cope with the field’s field problems by getting most of the big broadcasting calls wrong. The sideline was almost bored with the responsibility of commenting on elderly and Wise Heads’ network panels, and Rolls Guru Mike Pereira often appeared to be asleep when demanding insights about various controversial decisions. They were delayed in answering. Meanwhile, the Fox Score Bag – which shows the score, sports time, and the progress in the aggressive team field – “graphic design is my passion”. meme Come into life, a traumatic ugly collection of jumbo font boxes and data points collected from chaos, which looked like it was developed by someone whose full knowledge of visual culture in 1998 “Learning Photoshop “Come from.
But that night, whatever the effect of Trump or Mahomes or Lamar, always lived about a man: Brady. Fox’s No. 1 jaw pops up to Kevin Burkrdut on Fox’s Bourbon Street seat, and was empty in a shiny suit as a man like you selling a couch. During the evening, Star Fox Game Day duo, which has been six months to work together, but still it seems that whenever they want to exchange words, they are waiting in line for coffee, They remove their jackets and then re -keep them. : Jackets were running for prehogam bits for most of the other quarter, for some reason again, for half -time analysis, then returned to the place of home when once again assures the victory of the Eagles Gone What fun! The changes of this meaningless dress changes have imagined some frustration that the foxc suits should now hold on the decision to spend $ 375m and will lock Brady as the main game analyst of the network for the next decade –
It was still the biggest test in Brady’s newborn TV career, and the results were not beautiful. Brady’s early styling gave birth to all its emerging signatures as a broadcaster here: strange absence of volume control; JOCularity’s unconstitutional efforts (“$ 8m for 30 seconds of advertising, you will need to save a lot of money for it!”);); The clear statements (“The question that the chief will ask himself is, ‘How can we find a long time for Patrick to throw something?” “); Once their creator becomes clear that the end of their end does not contain intellectual content to justify them (“Patrick has the element of this fear, every in this building. The person knows, who sees football, has a considerable thought -provoking factor, I am really interested in watching… “). Many of Brady’s thrown on the paraira, which indicates dissatisfaction with some field calls, was delivered with the defensery of a person who lost the last slice of his favorite pizza in the local slice joint: ” Oh, I do not ‘do Mike like this?
When Fox’s star was wearing night at night, it became faster, he resorted to strictly unwanted stories about his career as a champion player in the last quarter of the game. It was impossible for the boy to feel a little regretted: Although a player -rich skilled, Brady has a stagnant water screen charisma and he never goes beyond the world as a broadcaster. But more sympathy should be allocated for US viewers, who will be forced to silence Brady’s games in nine season. And most should go to Burkhard, who used to make a new weapon in the calling armori in his game last night: a throat, hybrid sob-lou that responds to Brady’s aircraft Fulfilled the dual purpose. And in the next nine years, viewers at home indicate their deep troubles.
After two Eagles players, with the assurance of championship, Nik Siriani was fired at the whirlpool Gateord shower, which was given to all the winning Super Bowl coaches, Brady said, “It has become a thin, sticky shower. But who cares? Finally, “Who cares?” The most appropriate epilepsy for the most forgotten super bowl in recent history. If the television sports viewer at home feels as if they are in the game, Fox draws a masterclass last night.
But hey, at least we got to see Seal as seal.
