Kerry Starr: Good night, the comfort on your extremely
Donald Trump: Who is this?
Starger: This is a car star. The Prime Minister of the UK.
Trump: Where is he?
Starger: This …
Trump: Just joking. I know exactly where you are. You are the island near Europe. It’s good to talk to you, cans. Thank you for calling.
Starger: Mr. President, it was nice to have the opportunity to talk to you. First, I can congratulate you at your inauguration. I was very sorry that I could not be there personally.
Trump: The reason is that you were not invited.
Starger: But I am sure I was busy anyway. And I was very happy to see that Nigel Farmers, Liz Trans, Sola Brevir Man and Patit Patel were also away from the list of guests…
Trump: I am more than these boys. It was a wonderful opportunity. People have said that in the United States we have inaugurated the best. In the world too. My speech was played by the President’s longest clap.
Starger: The whole world was listening. Particularly Panama. They will be happy to hear that you are going to occupy the canal. Can I include your thanks for trying to get a Seas Fire in the Middle East?
Trump: Thanks, why? I’m going to bring so much comfort to the world because you won’t believe. Even if that means killing many people to achieve this peace. So comfortable that people would say that I didn’t know that there was so much peace.
Starger: Mr. President, it’s amazing. Maybe now it will be a good time to discuss Ukraine. It is very important that the West continue to offer its full support for President Zilnski in his fight against Vladimir Putin.
Trump: I’m going to suggest that they leave it. Russia needs to maintain all the territories and the rest of Ukraine need to be an independent nation.
Starger: I’m not sure it’s going to work …
Trump: Why not? No one really wants Ukrainian pieces that Russia has affiliated …
Starger: I think Ukrainian people …
Trump: This is a burden of Westland anywhere in the middle. Who want mud fields and forests and some bombing villages? Ukraine should be happy to give up it. And the United States is not going to Bankol for NATO indefinitely. In fact, I can declare the war against NATO if you do not start spending more on French and German defense.
Starger: Mr. President, please do not do this. We are all doing our best. But we may just show that when we read this call to the press, we did not discuss Ukraine and NATO.
Trump: Apply yourself, Chris. Do you want to talk about someone else?
Starger: Chagos Island is a bargain. It would be very helpful if you would be pleased with the settlement we have made with Mauritius …
Trump: It is not going to happen at any time. Instead, I will remove Chagus from the face of the Pacific instead of handing over to Mauritius.
Starger: Chagos is in the Indian Ocean …
Trump: This will not happen until I finished with it. And don’t call it an Indian Ocean. I am planning to rename all the oceans. American Ocean One. Two American Ocean. And so… it’s telling you, I’m telling you.
Starger: Right then knock on Chagus Island. This conversation never happened. Now, is there anything I can help you?
Trump: Is there I am sure you have heard that the Green Landers have been urging me to make their country the 51st state. But it seems that Denlanders are not happy with it because they think it is their. So if you can talk about them some feelings, it will be greatly appreciated. I mean, what can Denland do for Greenland? A new IKEA …
Starger: IKEA is from Swedenland …
Trump: We can give Green Landers McDonald’s, one KFC and a taco bull. Obviously, if necessary, I will squeeze the Novak, but I will not… drill, babe, drill instead.
Starger: My thoughts completely. The path forward is development. Mr. President, now, you can do a job for me. Is it possible for you to stay away from Elon Musk from British politics? Its intervention was not helpful …
Trump: That boy drinks more diet than me… Elon is a law for himself. The next day I told him, Elon, I said, you have to brand your automobile. Tesla is a lot last year. What he should say is a Susi car. That’s just charming. Georgia Meloni and Victor and Bin liked this idea. The German Landers will also become wild for him.
Starger: Er … that’s the best. Before we do not talk about commercial prices and anything and talk about anything else, can I just say that the royal family approves me their good wishes and you Asked to tell how much they enjoyed seeing you in 2019. Destiny I can be able to change a tour of another state for you.
Trump: Carl, it will be greatly appreciated. Even though I deserve. When we met, I and the queen became very best friends. He saw me a lot and always rang my opinion.
Starger: Well, let’s try to apply a pencil on some dates to meet you. Let me see your diary. Yes… It seems that I am free at any time in February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December.
Trump: I’ll come back to you. Have to go Ken, nice to talk to you. For a committee, you are not all bad …
Starger: And can I say what is the honor of making you call me? Our countries will always have a special relationship and more…
Trump is hanging
Trump: Jesus. What a loser tomorrow!
Starger: How do I survive four more years of this half -watt?
